Neville smiled warmly back at him, and they shared a brief kiss as Narcissa patted her son on the back before melting back into the crowd. "Cheating?" Moaning Myrtle screeched. "Well don't think it'll make you win!" And with that she burst into tears and sank back into her toilet.
Neville looked over at the magical ticking clock. If he wanted to win he needed to make Myrtle smile in less than 2 minutes - and Draco's classic knock knock jokes were not going to work here. Myrtle was wailing her head off, and Neville didn't know what to do. Suddenly Draco whispered in Neville's ear, and he figured it out.
Neville strode back to the stands, grabbed Professor Severus Snape, and, ignoring his protests, used his superhuman Longbottom strength to push his head down the toilet. While Snape glubbed, Myrtle swam forwards, and, reaching out to place her hands on his cheeks, kissed Snape passionately.
In that moment, Snape's residual lust for Lily melted away, as he finally had his first kiss. Her lips were cold, and the toilet water made slimy by Snape's hair - it was perfect. Snape's heart grew 4 sizes, because he's an even bigger Grinch than the Grinch himself. As Neville let go of Snape's head to let him come up for air, Myrtle burst forth from the toilet, spiraling upwards in glee. She'd finally smiled, with just 4 second to spare.
As Neville used Levicorpus on Snape, (to remind him who's boss) Snape and Myrtle had an upside down spiderman-kiss in mid-air, Draco pulled his boyfriend close, hugging him to celebrate his victory; Neville had won the Triwizard tournament, prize money included, and they both knew just how to spend it: a holiday in Albania. They had a really good deal on the room too - if only because it was the room where Bertha Jorkins was murdered by Lord Voldemort. Draco melted into his boyfriend's kiss, pushed up against the sink.
But Harry, jealous of losing Neville's love, muttered something under his breath, and suddenly the sink gave way and they were falling, falling, falling...
Oh and Snape and Myrtle were still making out midair, with his cloak below his head to reveal his "I ❤️ Salazar" underpants.
The END."