He leaned against the window, sighing, tears were welling up in his eyes. "What's the point anymore??" Teddy thought to himself.
"Well now there's no point crying over missed opportunities to scran a vegan sausage roll" said a mysterious voice behind Teddy. Teddy jumped - he had thought he was completely alone. When he turned around he saw a figure cloaked all in white with a long, luscious grey beard flowing down past his waist.
"What would you know about vegan sausage rolls from Greggs^TM ? Vegan sausage rolls give the purpose in life, in fact I would go as far as to say that they are life. They are the source of all magic and good in the world" exclaimed Teddy passionately and also exasperatedly.
The mysterious figure floated out towards Teddy his silky hair flowing out behind him like a unicorn's tail. "Ah young Teddy you still have a lot to learn about life" said the figure.
"Wait how do you know my name??!!?!!??" Teddy exclaimed!
"You don't need to know that Teddy!! But what you do need to know is that Gregg's^TM signature vegan sausage rolls can be found even in the darkest of times if you turn on a candle or some shit like that, also asketh yourself for the sacred sausage roll obtained from Gregg's^TM sausage roll a at Hogwarts and thou shalt receive"
Teddy was confused because this didn't make any sense, but the figure was already fading away.
"Teddy....." said a distant voice. He felt a hand on his shoulder, shaking him gently. Teddy opened his eyes to see Madame Pomfrey standing over him. He was lying in the Hospital wing at Hogwarts and his head felt fluffy.
"That was quite the fall you had young man!" said Mdme Pomfrey. "Fifty feet! Onto solid ground as well!" Teddy couldn't remember a thing.
The END.